OBAMA APPROVAL RATING

(Among the multitude of demons inside his own head)
is at a record high today. Or they are high, off the abundant
cocaine residue perhaps....Obama's approval rating, is also
reaching a record level among IED builders in pakistan, as
well as among the numerous rampant terrorists who
have been recently released from Gitmo.

OBAMA APPROVAL RATING STUDY

Minions of Satan............................................95.456 %
Saudis.......................................................................22%
Pakistani terrorists................................................96%
Relatives & descendants of SS members.............34%
Jackal Hunters.........................................................NA
Greedy Amm0 dealers (as of 4:49 pm CST).......85%
People who hate America
but are too stupid to fill out a G.D.
passport application or pass thru an airport
metal detector without setting off alarms by
shouting "PRAISE TO OBOMBA!!!!" And
are too dumb to figure out where on a globe is
"America" or "Not-America."............................120%

So, that pretty much wraps up any and all
discussion of public opinions which matter
according to the white HAUS.

On a lighter note, Adolf Hussein is now apparently
proposing a BAN ON RELOADING of ammunition.
Chairman is most likely doing this to scare the
American people like an ant in a magnifying glass,
but regardless, gun shops are making loads of cash
and patriots are scared s***less because of this

UBER-POSSESSED MANIAC
IN THE WHITE HAUS!!!!!!!!!

Reloading ban to eliminate pipe-bomb manufacturing?
Who knows........Obama is taking daily measures to
absolutely piss-off americans so he can send out
napolitano and holder to make fun of people who
are angered. Every last one of these dumb measures
is just a patriotism meter Obama uses to alienate and
isolate true americans from those around them.

The great unifier. Unifying what? The living with the dead?

-THE CRACKHEAD ALMANAC