KANYE & SERENA NOT JOINING 912ers ANYTIME SOON

As you all know, millions of conservative protestors stormed Washington DC on saturday, Sept. 12 2009. In addition, thousands of other conservatives held protests all over this great nation of ours. Interestingly enough, as millions of people showed up at Barack Obama's borrowed plantation home, he conveniently hopped on a chopper and fled.

One recalls Monty Pythons song where they utter the phrase: Sir Obama ran away. Brave Sir Obama, Brave Sir Obama.

Anyhow, apparently as a result, Tennis Amazon Serena Williams in a tennis match during the U.S. Open forgot the rules, and then decided to brutally verbally insult and assault the judges of one of this worlds most internationally enjoyed sporting events. Williams was heard claiming that she would "shove a tennis ball down" the throats of the obviously racist tennis judges. Williams was then fined over $10,000 but should have been removed from the doubles tournament as well. The tennis court is nowhere for Caravaggio type murderous behavior. Well maybe it is. Anyway.....

AND THEN during the VMAs on Sunday night, Kanye West rushes the stage, and pulls the award out of the hands of highly talented Taylor Swift. Claiming Beyonce's "Single Ladies" video was wrongly overlooked. "Hey Taylor, I'm really happy for you, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time."

Uh, yeah and Serena didn't step over the line in so many ways. Kanye's behavior reportedly drew boos from the crowd. What the hell is with these people? A guy shows up at your door on the 8th anniversary of the 911 attacks. You answer the door and say "What?" You're immediately met with "Oh, Because I'm a black guy?" Apparently "What" is another new "N" word, added to the growing number pages of "N" words in the websters dictionary. These all seem to be part of a larger nationwide race card continuing to be played offensively, hard to believe, Joe Wilson calls Obama a liar, and that's somehow perceived as racist? Please! A white girl wins a tennis match, and hundreds are up in arms playing the race card? A white girl wins a VMA and has to be punished by Kongay West?

Where is the Women's Liberation movement now?

Hey! Follow the tennis rule book! Follow the VMA event schedule! Follow the constitution! Pay attention so you can limit door to door sales(terror) on 911, stop shooting your classmates on thier way to and from school, and maybe things will start to look up for you. Holy Crap!

THE CRACKHEAD ALMANAC