CAO WINS C.O.T.W.

THE CRACKHEAD ALMANAC officially names the heralded award of "Crackhead of the Weak," to one ANH CAO, first term RINO, who, for some reason sees fit to claim GOP allegiance, and sees fit to shackle and punish The United States of America with Obama's INSANE communist health care joke. TCA Editors do thereby apologize on behalf of the land of Vietnam, for giving ancestry and lineage to such a disastrous Washington Politician, and sadly, one might argue that maybe the hippies were right, and the vietnam conflict WAS a waste of time, if all they are going to do is slam America with such a communist politician possessing the huevos to call oneself "Republican." Well, Anh, ciao to you, get the hell out of the GOP, and if you want to live in a communist system, there are plenty of 'em out there so go find one and leave this fragile REPUBLIC so its political and cultural wounds may heal. Back in 'NAM soldiers fought and died to stop the spread o' communism. Well looks like the CONG have made it to DC. And they said Hurricane Katrina was NOT pre-emptive punishment from GOD upon the people of New Orleans, well THEY were WRONG. Seriously all joking aside....Jindal can't you do something?

In a related story, the bones in Nancy Pelosi's face have now overtaken the outer surface of her skin and now resemble a ghoulish looking exo-face skeleton. Speaker of The Haus Pelosi is quote: "Pleased" to be "Growing evil gracefully" and hopes that the etching of masonic symbols upon her now bleached and polished cheek bones will prove to be quote: "A quick and speedy process." She has added to the list of "Shovel Ready Projects" a new quaint remodel, which will involve modifying the DC Capitol Building so it will more closely resemble Castle Grayskull of He-Man fame.

"The people of this great land truly want a government building that looks like this. (Pointing to an Architect's proposed model) With lightning and swords and stuff. I know. They told me. When I was in the Civil War."

-SOTH Pelosi-Tor

Those Liberals are definitely MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

THE CRACKHEAD ALMANAC.