DEMS HANDING 900 MILLION TOWARDS GAZA RECONSTRUCTION

That's right America.

You can thank Hillary and
Buraq for pouring 900 million (with an "M") worth
of U.S. taxpayer dollars into the Gaza Strip to
aid in reconstruction efforts after the most recent
conflict.

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Holy Hell on Earth. WHY ??????

How many times did Hillary and Buraq criticize
Bush for his efforts in the middle east, criticizing him
for trying to bring democracy and peace to Iraq after
ousting Saddam, and now, as the Dis-United States
enters a deeper and deeper recession, The Dems are
pouring almost a Billion (with a "B") into the Gaza strip,
almost as a way of saying to Hamas:

"Sniffle, We're sorry Hamas..Sobb..We didn't want
those mean Israeli's to fire rockets at you when
you were standing in that nursery with 15 RPG
launchers...sniffle..

Here's some money...We're so so soooo sorry!!!!
Please don't be mad at us...Pleeeeezzzz???"

Or almost as a way for Buraq to say:

"Thanks, Hamaza for gettin me in office!"

Little did America realize that Buraq was speaking of

"SHOVEL READY PROJECTS" in the GAZA STRIP!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

They claim the money won't go to HAMAS......

Hey!!! How much money was contributed to OBAMA's
campaign from people in the GAZA STRIP?

HOW MUCH F*****G MONEY?????

The point dammit, is that US presidential campaigns
need not be financed by terrorist organizations....Or
the buddies thereof....And the president doesn't need
to pay them back after he gets elected!!!!
It's bad enough that American dollars are going
straight into foreign FACTORIES!!!! Why does OBAMA
have to pour U.S. Taxpayer dollars into repairing a
mud brick building that was destroyed as a result
of militant islamic radicalism, and WILL BE
DESTROYED ONCE AGAIN ALL TOO SOON???

Is that money going to create or save 4 million
(with an "m") U.S. Jobs?????

How many people are going to lose their jobs
so that Obama can rebuild the Gaza Strip?

Is your bankrupt Alabama Construction Company
headed to Jerusalem any time soon????

Hey! Do you know who needs to finance the F*****g
reconstruction of GAZA? How about the islamic
radicals who are responsible for the damage in
THE FIRST PLACE!!!! How about if one of the oil rich
countries finances THE "Rebuilding Process?

"We need to reduce America's dependency on
Foreign Oil."

-B. Hussein Obama.

The quote should read:

"Instead of paying Foreign countries for oil, we
should just dump U.S. Taxpayer dollars into Mexico
and the middle east, so the innocent, as well as the
unborn, can be quickly united with death."

Sweet mother of pete.

Hey Barry. Keep U.S. tax dollars here. We the
American People cannot let you finance any
Hamas Rocket Platforms right now, unless
they have "MADE IN AMERICA"
stamped on them.

Hey Joe American, if your unemployment
runs out, maybe you can get a job in Gaza
of all places. Rumour has it that construction

IS BOOMING THERE.

-THE CRACKHEAD ALMANAC

HUFFINGTON POST: TESTICULAR IGNORANCE

HUFFINGTON POST:
TESTICULAR IGNORANCE

HUFFINGTON POST APOLOGY HERE

Thursday, February the 19th, 2009 a left wing
rag, known as the Huffington Post issued an apology
for accusations directed at John Gibson with Fox News.
Originally, the Post used an edited video to paint Gibson
as racist, claiming that Gibson said Attorney General
Eric Holder possessed quote "a bright blue scrotum."
They have now apologized, and proven to the world
that they, as well as other liberally biased papers and
websites will stop at nothing to bring slander upon anyone
who is not a publicly proud marxist.

The Huffington Post, and specifically ALEX LEO
are to thank for displaying obvious stupidity,
which is of course a pre-requisite for being liberal.

The truth in this story, is that Eric Holder is a COWARD
for calling the United States a quote "nation of cowards."

A rundown of Obama buddies:

Wright: "G**-Damn america!"
Ayers: Bombed the Pentagon
Holder: "America is a nation of Cowards."
Hillary Clinton: "Kim Jong Il never had any nukes." (paraphrased)
Geitner: Didn't pay his taxes.
Emanuel: Convinced Blago to sell the Senate Seat.
Blago: "I did nothing wrong!"
Michelle Obama: "I am Finally Proud of America!"
Biden: "I wrote the assault weapons ban!"
Acorn: Vote early, Vote Often!!!
Huffington Post: John Gibson is a racist! (paraphrased)
Richardson: !Vamanos! I got mucho mas la skeletons en la closeta!!!

Who the hell are these people and what did they do with the United States!?


So...way to go Huffington Compost. You suck. get your facts right
or STFU.

Huffington Post Sucks

Huffington Post Sucks

Huffington Post Sucks.

THE CRACKHEAD ALMANAC

SOCIALIST COWARDS ON THE MARCH

OBAMA HISTORY MONTH

This February 2009, the Editors
of CRACKHEAD ALMANAC would like
to exercise a diverse synapse and remember
a few shining examples of diversity and
perfection, a few perfect people, who are
extremely awesome, for the simple fact
that they are NOT WHITE! Come
on people, one of these days we will all have
to come to terms with the fact that being
a socially accepted white person is a thing
of the antiquated past! Seriously!

1. Barry (Baroid) Bonds:
This particular baseball star rose to super
stardom in a career where standing around in
the dirt is considered a sport. Barry, with the
help of countless dosings of steroids was able to
win the hearts and minds of poor little baseball
fans allover the us, hitting little wads of leather
into the bay. We Salute you Baroid.

2. Mike Tyson: Iron Mike Tyson, with the help
of forehead tattoos, a squeaky voice, and large
helpings of earlobe, won a whole bunch of awards
and trophies for beating the hell out of people.
Thousands of angry fathers and husbands
followed his example, "laying down the law"
so to speak at their proverbial "cribz" there-
fore resulting in extensive prison sentences.
We salute you Mike!

3. Sam "The Inkmeister" Jones: (a white-guy)
Sam began a successful business, which produces
ink products. Sam is known for processing
only brown ink, and protests the processing of tan,
yellow, red, or pink colored inks. Magazine
publications throughout the world, such as TIME,
NEWSWEEK, LIFE, ROLLING STONE, CHOCO LUV,
etc. call on Mr. Jones whenever they want to print
another magazine with Barack Obama, or Oprah
Free wind or Colon Powell on the cover, as a desperate
attempt towards selling copies.

Thank you for enjoying our newest diversity section article!

In a related story, Google has announced that a google
search of the phrase:

"BUSH FAILURE" brings up 14,000,000 results.

And a google search of the phrase:

"OBAMA FAILURE" brings up 23,100,000 results.

Oh, and congratulations to FOX NEWS RADIO for
playing the same sound bytes over, and over, and over,
over, and over, and over, and over again. If Steely Dan is
heard one more time, someone will pay!

In addition to this, we editors have determined that
March should in fact be known as

"Black History Month History Month"

where we remember a time when Black History Month
was a necessary holiday. From now on, it is imperative
that Americans look back to a time when being black
was not a pre-requisite for success in America. Why,
Years ago, someone could be a professional athlete, or
a president, or a professional musician, a man could light
up a bong and swim AT THE SAME TIME, without being
a person of afro-centric stature. Why, nowadays, if you ain't
a brotha' or a sista' you best pack it up and head home
white bread! You tryin' to get a scholarship?

To an IVY-LEAGUE SCHOOL?

DEEAAYYMM!

you trippin.



-THE CRACKHEAD ALMANAC

OBAMBI TARGETS 1ST AMENDMENT

Ok, here's the deal...All of you out there clinging
to your bibles, guns, and last remaining copies of the
constitution, are probably worried that Obama will go after our
2nd amendment rights. Well, Obama is obviously going after
the 1st amendment, so maybe he will....Question, when did Bush
or Reagan, or Clinton ever complain or bitch about Hannity, or
Limbaugh, or Glenn Beck or anyone? Never. You know why?
Because those past icons of patriotism (when compared
to King Hussein) had a job to do, namely,
that of being the leaders of the free world. They didn't have
time to go on tv telling america which gd television shows to
watch, or radio programs to listen to. Oh, Waaaaa wittle
Bawack was made fun of by a radio show.... Sobb... Hey
guess what B.O. Do your job and stop worrying about the
Media! No president or leader has ever had the positive
"in the tank" press that you have had!

If Obama fails at keeping the United States economy out
of a depression, If Obama fails at keeping americans safe
from global terror, well, we here at the CRACKHEAD
ALMANAC have a theory as to why that might occur.
Most likely it will be because Obama can't stop complaining
and worrying about little radio shows and blogs and
whatever else which falls under the heading of FREE F*****G
Speech! Now, maybe W. should have been more
pro-active against the liberal media, but King Hussein has
no right whatsoever to silence the voice of the people, or
restrict commentary on national issues. What's next?
Outlawing musicians who happen to be white? Or sing
about a message which isn't blatantly pro-minority?
Hey Obama, you wanna ban anything that sounds
a little too male, or insensitive, because mother-in-law
said to???
What's next B.O.? Shutting down blogs? Well guess what!
In our America, There is a thing called free speech. And
it's spoken in English! So as B.O. goes after the first
amendment, attempting to take away the right to
free speech, Gun prices will further rise, as the
2nd amendment begins to feel the heat as well.
When the "president" attempts to "instruct" the people
on which television shows to watch, and which radio
shows to listen to, that is in fact an infraction on the first
amendment. Barack! You are no longer a Chi-Town thug
expected to follow the methods of Luda! Rappers complain
about Bill O'Reilly! Not the f*****G POTUSSA! You must now
concern yourself with that which matters! The WAR ON
TERROR! The U.S. Economy! Not "who didn't compliment
wittle bawack today?!!!!

Get on the ball, with your "shovel ready projects!" Stimulate
the economy instead of Chris Matthews leg.

And to you out there who are traditionalists, fed up with the
mainstream media, and liberal academia, start a blog, or a
website, or a record label, or an independent tv station!
Fancy Nancy can't shuttup everyone. Socialism is stomping
out its last final adversary, namely that of the American
way of life. Oh, and all you C.E.O.s, go buy yourself something
nice with the last remaining privatized funds in your account,
and say "screw you" to nanny state rules and regulations.
The potussa has no place telling Business owners how to
spend thier money when his non-lobbyist lobbyist
termite ridden cabinet cant pay their taxes. Obama will
admit to "screwing up" many more times in the next years,
as a result of in-experience.

"SHAMEFUL?" The de-incentivization of small business. That
is the very definition of "SHAMEFUL!!!"

-THE CRACKHEAD ALMANAC