DOME ON THE WHITE HOUSE?


<This image, taken from a screen shot of the liberal indoctrination "Story of Stuff" video shows a guy sitting on a building. Do YOU think that building is the Capitol Building? Because it sure as hell looks like the White House.






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The Capitol Building has no radius on either facade. Yeah. For some reason the liberals who created the Story of Stuff video decided it would be super cool to draw a dome on the White House. Why? Does the left advocate conversion of the White House into some type of Islamic Mosque? Or what the hell? Ugh. Stupid indoctrinating Liberals drawing domes on the White House again.

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Wow. Alan Grayson (D, Florida) sure looks alot like Saddam Hussein. He kinda looks like Lenin too. Well on the inside he's almost a twin to those maniacs. Alan Grayson is another liberal loser. He is claiming that Republicans have no health care plan. He is accusing the GOP of telling the American People to "Die Quickly." Sorry sorry Alan. Alan likes to pick up pieces of paper off the floor of government buildings, because hey its hard to smoke cuban dope without paper. What a stupid hippie. The left wing is doing more to ensure that Americans at home and abroad (and foreigners in Israel and South Korea) meet death much more quickly. In fact, liberals who support the Freedom of Choice Act would be so pleased if babies in America seldom see life at all. You stupid moron! It is the liberals in Chicago who are killing quickly. Alan Grayson is accusing Republicans of creating a "Halocaust." Stupid crackhead. This guy is yet another liberal shock jock who needs to shut up like last week. He is definitely a sick individual.

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PATHOLOGICAL

THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER


KANYE & SERENA NOT JOINING 912ers ANYTIME SOON

As you all know, millions of conservative protestors stormed Washington DC on saturday, Sept. 12 2009. In addition, thousands of other conservatives held protests all over this great nation of ours. Interestingly enough, as millions of people showed up at Barack Obama's borrowed plantation home, he conveniently hopped on a chopper and fled.

One recalls Monty Pythons song where they utter the phrase: Sir Obama ran away. Brave Sir Obama, Brave Sir Obama.

Anyhow, apparently as a result, Tennis Amazon Serena Williams in a tennis match during the U.S. Open forgot the rules, and then decided to brutally verbally insult and assault the judges of one of this worlds most internationally enjoyed sporting events. Williams was heard claiming that she would "shove a tennis ball down" the throats of the obviously racist tennis judges. Williams was then fined over $10,000 but should have been removed from the doubles tournament as well. The tennis court is nowhere for Caravaggio type murderous behavior. Well maybe it is. Anyway.....

AND THEN during the VMAs on Sunday night, Kanye West rushes the stage, and pulls the award out of the hands of highly talented Taylor Swift. Claiming Beyonce's "Single Ladies" video was wrongly overlooked. "Hey Taylor, I'm really happy for you, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time."

Uh, yeah and Serena didn't step over the line in so many ways. Kanye's behavior reportedly drew boos from the crowd. What the hell is with these people? A guy shows up at your door on the 8th anniversary of the 911 attacks. You answer the door and say "What?" You're immediately met with "Oh, Because I'm a black guy?" Apparently "What" is another new "N" word, added to the growing number pages of "N" words in the websters dictionary. These all seem to be part of a larger nationwide race card continuing to be played offensively, hard to believe, Joe Wilson calls Obama a liar, and that's somehow perceived as racist? Please! A white girl wins a tennis match, and hundreds are up in arms playing the race card? A white girl wins a VMA and has to be punished by Kongay West?

Where is the Women's Liberation movement now?

Hey! Follow the tennis rule book! Follow the VMA event schedule! Follow the constitution! Pay attention so you can limit door to door sales(terror) on 911, stop shooting your classmates on thier way to and from school, and maybe things will start to look up for you. Holy Crap!

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MORE LIKE DEATHers....




OBAMA IS A LIAR

Tonight, September 9th, 2009 Joe Wilson (R, S.C.) called Barack Obama a liar to his face. It doesn't matter when Wilson called Obama out for what he is. The only thing that matters is that Joe Wilson spoke the truth in saying that Obama is a liar, who lies regularly. Yes, Wilson apologized for his words, but should not have, and should not be in any trouble whatsoever. It is Barack Obama who is trying to "fundamentally" destroy our once great nation.

As Obama began to discuss the issue of illegals receiving health coverage paid for by American Taxpayers, or not, a loud rumbling was clearly heard among the government officials in strong disagreement with what Obama was saying. There were many republicans in disagreement. Not simply one. And before Wilson released the clearly audible "You Lie!" or "You Liar!" the phrase was said first before and many politicians were heard verbally disagreeing with Obama.

Bill Clinton was impeached for lying under oath. Was Obama lying "under oath" tonite?

Barack Obama lied by saying he quote: "won't sign a bill that adds "one dime" to the deficit."
( WallStreetJournal ) as adding dimes to the deficit and the vacuum cleaner are about all Obama is known for. When Obama promised to sign the Freedom of Choice Act "first thing" in office, well he didn't and that was a lie. FOCA Barack Obama promised he would not raise taxes on anyone making under "$250,000 a year" and sorry, taxes are about to raised on every single American citizen, to pay for the economic "stimulus" & even simply demanding every uninsured person pay the government for Health insurance is a tax in and of itself. Barack Obama claimed that he would not take away guns, or infringe on 2nd amendment rights. The problem is that once again we see Obama for the liar that he is. Since in office, Obama has appointed gun grabber Eric Holder to help him with the CIFTA treaty which would illegalize simple hunting rifle maintenance. Since elected, Obama has spoken of reinstating Bill Clinton's Assault Weapons Ban, and basically fear mongered every freedom loving American citizen straight into the nearest Gun Store.

In addition, Obama promised to let the CIA interrogation details rest, claiming it was his desire to look forward and not into the past. Sorry. Wrong again. Barack Obama lied about that too, because the white house is once again attempting to punish the CIA for saving American lives.

So regardless of the timing or the topic, Republican Joe Wilson was 100% correct in calling Barack Obama exactly what he is. A liar.

THE CRACKHEAD ALMANAC

DC BLIND TO ECO TERROR?

Throw every one of these environmentalist pieces of trash in jail. Now.

HEY WASHINGTON DC. We have found your DOMESTIC TERRORISTS. Guess what Nancy Pelosi. Hey guess what Eric Holder. Hey!!! Barack Hussein Obama!!!! We found your domestic terrorists you've been bitching about for the last 8 months. They're burning down houses. They're engaging in HATE CRIMES. And best of all, they're not part of any conservative movement like the Townhall Protestors, or The 912 Group, or the Tea-Party-ers. HEY GUESS WHAT LIBERAL WASHINGTON MORONS! The Domestic Terrorists are actually part of your left wing insanity. They're ECO TERRORISTS. They're PROUD. They have websites. And they brag about the destruction they create.

Barack Hussein Obama IS NOT KEEPING YOU SAFE. Terror has occured. Twin Towers have fallen once again. Liberal Environmentalist Eco-Terrorists have destroyed two radio towers in Washington State. They did it because they HATE FREE SPEECH. Have they been thrown in jail? Arrest every last one of these Lunatic Fringe Eco-Terrorists. A 911 style attack? With Twin Towers? It has occured. At the hand of LIBERAL, LEFT WING, ENVIRONMENTALIST WACK JOBS. Have you heard of E.L.F.? It stands for:

Eco-terrorist
Lunatic
Fringe





Wait, That's not a burning cross, why, THAT'S A BURNING BUILDING! Set ablaze by Eco-Terrorist radicals!

THE BLATANT BLIND DOUBLE STANDARDS OF THIS ADMINISTRATION ARE BEYOND TOLERANCE. This insane administration says if someone is driving a car with a yellow sticker, or a tea party logo, they label that person as a "domestic terrorist." Conservatives who listen to a radio, or watch fox news, or operate a conservative blog or complain at townhall meetings, Barack Obama and Eric Holder label these conservative constitutionalists as "terrorists."

HA!

Of course insane Environmentalist nut-jobs can TEAR DOWN TWIN RADIO TOWERS, AND BURN DOWN BRAND NEW HOUSES, yet not a word from washington. Is the white house labeling those associated with ELF as "domestic terrorists?" Because they are. The NY Times, and CNN have, now will the White House? They are committing crimes. They are endangering lives of Americans. They are every bit as proud as Ayers would be. Dammit. WAKE UP!

Is there a link between ELF, and The White House? Does Obama hope to circumvent the fairness doctrine by simply tearing down the radio towers?

Yeah, we found your extremists. And they need to take a bath.

Can somebody get Cheney on the phone?


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BO SAYS: "STAY HOME"

Tomorrow, Obama will say America won "a world war." America won BOTH world wars. Obama will say America put "a man on the moon." However 12 astronauts have set foot on the moon. Is your child named Jazmin, Andoni or Shantell? Does your child aspire to be a rapper? Obama's speech will discount American achievement, and exclude most American Students. As expected.

Excerpts from the address with actual thoughts (from Obama's mind):

"Hello everyone. How’s everybody doing today?"

(Yesterday I gave a speech about how the US owes everything to Big Labor. Of course most people in Labor Unions are too lazy to finish school or carry a 2x4 on thier own. Yes, yes, Sept. 7th was "Stay away from work day," and Sept. 8th is "Stay away from school day." And I was working on Labor Day because I'm a total hypocrite.)


"When I was young, my family lived in Indonesia for a few years, and my mother didn’t have the money to send me where all the (rich, evil, white) American kids went to school. So she decided to teach me extra lessons herself."

(But if you try to home-school YOUR kids, I'll throw you in jail.)

"No matter what you want to do with your life - I guarantee that you’ll need an education to do it. You want to be a doctor, or a teacher, or a police officer? You want to be a nurse or an architect, a lawyer or a member of our military?"

(Either way, good luck because I'm nationalizing ALL of them.)

"I’m thinking about Andoni Schultz, from Los Altos, California, who’s fought brain cancer since he was three. He’s endured all sorts of treatments and surgeries."

(Because the American Health system is so screwed up. Under the British or Canadian health system, Andoni would have already graduated from college. All these American hospitals are just so unbearable!!!)

"Protect our environment."

(From whom? Who cares!)

"You’ll need the creativity and ingenuity you develop in all your classes to build new companies that will create new jobs."

(In a couple of decades, Because Allah knows I'm not going to create any at all....HA HA HA HA HA! Sorry....)

"My life could have easily taken a turn for the worse."

(Actually, No, It couldn't have.)

"I hope you’ll all wash your hands a lot."

(Just like I have washed my hands of trying to be a decent president, or solving the economy, Just as I have washed my hands of Capitalism and Patriotism.)

"Stay home from school."

(Seriously. Just stay home.)

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2333481/posts

FOR THE RECORD: THE PHRASE "STAY IN SCHOOL" IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND WITHIN OBAMA'S ADDRESS TO AMERICA'S STUDENTS.

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SWING LOW SWEET APPROVAL RATING

Despite The Mainstream media telling you that Barack Obama is the Great Messiah, well, Apparently the voice of reason is a whole helluva lot louder. No matter how much propaganda Barry cranks into your TV, or your children's classroom, or the local Art museum, American rational thought regains its sober posture after a long liberalism-induced vegetative coma. If you think this looks bad, Zogby has him at 42%!!!
The One Question Being:
"Does a wannabe dictator really CARE what the people think?"
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NEA MARKETING OBAMA?

It appears that Obama and the liberals are in fact very frightened by the latest polls by Rasmussen and Zogby. Either that, or the realization that FOX & conservative blogs have awakened America to Obama's flaws, resulting in a more quickly plummeting approval rating than has been witnessed in recent modern history. The Liberals in your government are apparently attempting to take an already liberal arts community, and manipulate it so that it will "push" pro obama, pro liberal/socialist/communist propaganda into American hearts & minds.

Do you remember the burning murals of Hitler? The defaced images of Mussolini? Do you remember the toppling statues of Stalin and Lenin? Do you remember the bullet riddled paintings of Saddam HUSSEIN? The Crackhead Almanac prides itself on being one of the only conservative blogs where Art is considered a necessary ingredient, as the arts community has embridled itself with a masochistic self annihilating stance, which could eliminate free speech in America. In a time when popular music, prime time television, hollywood, most news sources, and definitely most art sources are wholly owned by, and addicted to liberal agendas, Obama and the White House have sought to force their message even further.

Do you really want to see big statues of Barack Obama in every major town in the US? Do you want to see billboard posters of Obama or Pelosi staring into the new communist morning sun with non-caucasian children running and planting flowers? Do you really want to hear about another rap artist releasing an anti american record every week?

Monday: "Yo yo young Thugsta in the house!"
Tuesday: "Thugstas out Lil Feezy G Droppin' tracks!"
Wednesday: "Feezy G dead, but Fizzle Thugness on tha scene!"

You get the idea......But seriously, it could get to be like the HOPE poster times a thousand or something.

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