WH LEAKS MA CAMPAIGN AMBITIONS

Pre Speech Dialogue, Boston Massachusetts, January 2010:


WH AIDE: " No, sir, her name is Martha Coakley. She is campaigning to be Massachusetts' next state senator in the absence of Ted Kennedy.


OBAMA: "Did you say COKE? I'm there!  Warm up the ol' bird!"


WH AIDE: "Sir, it is not presidential to refer to her as "Old Bird."


OBAMA: "I was referring to Air Force One. You're getting a pay cut. So who the hell is selling COKE in Massachusetts anyways?....Wait, Absinthe too???"


BIDEN: "What kinda name is Maria Coakley?"


THE CRACKHEAD ALMANAC.