WHITE HOUSE DIALOGUES & ANALYSIS

Axelrod: Hey BHO wheres my paycheck?

Obama: Well Axelrod, Plouffe just created or saved all your $$$, so you'll have to ask him.

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Obama: Hey Rahm, where's my gift fish for the Saudi King?

Rahm: I think it just got created or saved.

(Fish heads, fish heads, yummy yummy fish heads, eat them up yum!!!)

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Subliminal Axelrod: "Well the democratic majorities in the House and Senate (poor saps) will be re-elected (when hell freezes over) and I like my little moustache (it's not as nice as chancellor's) but the President knows whats best for America (just like he knows the constitution).

I am praying to Hussein (so that he will ensure that my job does not get created or saved...)
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:::IN RELATED NEWS:::

Mr. Obama has been taking some "tough questions" from Republicans up in DC.  They are having a discussion which is similar to a discussion which should have taken place over 7 months ago.  But in summary it is the wrong debate to be having.  Mr. Obama has chastised the GOP for being 'obstructionist' but sadly, America has not been thoroughly obstructionistic, in the face of this BOLSHEVIST MARXIST who wishes to "SPREAD THE WEALTH AROUND."

These WEAK REPUBLICANS. They crawl up to the microphone.

GOP: Hello great one. Such an honor to be in your presence. Might I say that I have not, seen you on C-SPAN as much as we would have liked.

OBAMA: You are obstructing me!!! You say I am being a crazy bolshevist marxist, yet you have no communist marxist ideas of YOUR OWN!!!

GOP: Yes, master you are correct. We will continue to fabricate some theories as to how your majesty can further dominate the United States, and Darwin willing, you will accept these plans and welcome our pitiful ranks into your glory.

OBAMA: GEORGE BUSH HANDED TO ME!!! A spending proposal tainted with earmarks and lobbyist olive branches and I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO PASS IT!!! And let me tell you, that these evil wall street brokers are not smart at all. They DID NOT begin to sell stocks as a result of mine or Hillary Clinton's impending elections to the orifice of POTUS in late 2008.  MY FUTURE "PRESI-DENSE-Y" would do nothing but inspire a stock or real estate broker to BUY! BUY! BUY! And as I give this

LECTURE

to you, I will have you know that my stock Brokers have NOT SHORT SOLD THE MARKET HOURS PREVIOUS to my speeches in Travoltian fashion, but have

BOUGHT! BOUGHT! BOUGHT!

Some thoughts on Obams' Grate of the Unions address:

Obama halting government spending is like Obama without foreign  campaign contributions and the easter bunny. Bush didn't have two wars. The afghan war is OBAMA'S WAR!!! Obama will take any stride necessary to obstruct and keep job makers from influencing elections!!! There is currently no line item veto, therefore Obama should not promise that there is, or act as if such a line item veto has existed. Government spending should be halted now. Liberals go on the radio and criticize Obama, saying that if he were a 'good leftist' then he would be doing what he promised, however nothing could be further from the truth!!! Obama has acted as a perfect leftist, LYING, breaking promises and failing to succeed as a politician in the United States.

If Obama were to outlaw all foreign campaign contributions, his second term would be wholly alleviated prior to mere conception.  

We have entered an age in US politics, where what is up for debate is not whether or not the president is lying in a speech, but whether the response by any all sane humans present was reverent or irreverent. It is very sad. This madman blames his successes on previous administrations, and blames his impending political failures on future GOP majorities.

THE CRACKHEAD ALMANAC.